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Local bear wins fight for worker’s compensation

BANKHEAD, AB—After a frustrating year long battle, the Workers' Compensation Board Alberta Wildlife Performers Subcommittee has reversed the denial of a...

Desk agent aids criminal’s arrest with “marathon of shit talk”

Biddle brought his crime spree to an end in Bankhead with what she describes as "a marathon of shit talk".

Job resource centre releases staff accommodation ranking, everything’s fine

BANKHEAD, AB—The Bankhead Job Resource Centre has released their annual guide to employers and staff accommodations in the region. The staff accommodations...

Man who complained about smoke 3 weeks ago: “I hate this rain”

BANKHEAD, AB—Fitch McStanley, a soup specialist with the Bankhead Spooner, has taken to the streets to express his outrage over poor mountain...

Tourist falls out of canoe trying to pet dog, rental staff unsurprised

BANKHEAD, AB—Bjorn Biklatt, 38, capsized a rental canoe with all of his belongings in it into Lake Winnewanka this morning at the...

Local conspiracy rag calls it, starts to begs for money on internet

BANKHEAD, AB—The Bunkhood Bagel, a rival publication and cheap facsimile of the Bankhead Bugle, has finally given up the ghost and admitted...

POLL: Canada Geese are still the worst

BANKHEAD, AB—The latest poll from the Canadian Ornithological Society is in for the Bow Valley: Canada geese are still the worst. According...

REPORT: labour and housing woes could be eased with 90hr work weeks

BANKHEAD, AB—A recent report by the Low-Income Housing Regents Company suggests that housing and labour strains in the Bow Valley could be...

INVASION: Man comes home to elk hanging out uninvited

BANKHEAD, AB—A local man is distraught after coming home and finding a small gang of elk helping themselves to beer and snacks...

POLL: resort-goers unlikely to make White Walker jokes next winter

BANKHEAD, AB—In an Ipsos-Reid poll of athletes and weekend warriors in the Canadian Rockies, skiers and snowboarders trended towards being very unlikely...