A red-haired man with a moustache sleeps on a couch.
Photo Credit: Jessia Arsenio

BANKHEAD, AB—Gerard Patchuli, 21, a houseman at the Bankhead Stable Inn, was found resting by housemates on the couch after a furious bout of half-hearted cleaning.

“Yeah he mostly just moved glasses between the table and counter and decided he should have breakfast first? I don’t know. But he was still tired so he crashed on the couch instead,” said Patricia Desmarais, a housemate of Patchuli’s.

By press time Patchuli, had started the dishwasher and left the house for work.

“If literally anything is done later we’re calling it a victory. Tomorrow’s a new day.”